Inside Jokes... and got to be there moments!

I know that these stories may not make any sense or be funny, maybe you just had to be there...

THE ATTRACTIVE UTENSIL:
Mel and I were at Keenans house texting eachother from across the room so no one could hear. Mel was telling me how cute he was and i called him a fork instead of a dork, stupid predictive text, anyway, she said that he was one attractive untensil.

NEXT STOP IDAHO!:
Mel and I invited our friend Zaq to a party on the last day of school. Leave it to Zaq to get lost. I had to run around the neighbor hood trying to find him, what a pain! But, some how we started joking that on the way home he was going to get lost and end up in Idaho and that I would have to drive up there to save him. Every time we get lost we say we're going to Idaho!

THE SHOE:
This has to be one of the funniest stories! Mel decides that she wants to see how high her shoe will fly in the air at smiths. I laughed thinking that she was just kidding then i see her flip-flop flying in the air and lands on top of the ledge above the cheese. She had to get on my shoulders and get her shoe off the top, all while my pants are falling down and I can't pull them up cuz she's on me!

*HIGH FIVE*!:
So I went on a date with a friend, who will not be named because of the situation, and it came time to go home. He was walking me to the door then all the sudden he's like HIGH FIVE! I probably had this stunned look on my face.. but i just hugged him instead now we always are like HIGH FIVE!